Airlines: “The Weather is f*cking up everything”

Milwaukee, WI- “We need to get to Florida before the , I do’s!”, this is one family’s take on their recent escapade into the Pacific Northwest. “We all stuck here in Milwaukee with the hippies and rainforest, I cant see nothing out there, the fog is so thick here, they grounded the planes again, I ain’t gonna try to go outside.” In the last few days the FAA has been obliged by Americas airlines to take their planes out of commission to check all the fittings on the plane. Initially there was an issue with Southwest Airlines and the FAA, and to avoid that sort of PR, American Airlines took over 1500 planes out of commission the last few days stranding hundreds of thousand of passengers across the friendly skies. Even smaller airlines, such as Milwaukee based Midwest Airlines and screwing things up. ” I was supposed to go to Arizona and visit my family on the 2 am red-eye, I stayed up all day doing blow and drinking for nothing… what a bummer.” The same can’t be said for Northsouth Airlines as well, the Annapolis hubbed juggernaut released a statement regarding refunds and missed connections… “We the airlines aren’t responsible for our customers lack of foresight and mother nature’s fury, we are sorry you took off, wasted your time, and feel inconvenienced. Please, before you get mad at us or other airlines, please understand hot girls wearing short dresses is not our fault, the weather is f*cking up everything.”