Biden eats his words in Milwaukee.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin (FAQ) Vice presidential nominee Joe Biden is known for his outstanding foreign relations experience and his embarrassing gaffes. Today Joe exemplified those qualities at a planned visit at the Pfister Hotel in Downtown Milwaukee.

Joe started his speech off on the wrong foot and soon found himself eating it…

“I’m glad to be in Cleveland, always loved Cleveland, the people, the waterfront, what’s not to like about Cleveland?” As a campaign manager leaned over to correct him on his location, Joe waved a long arm to shoo him and smile that big Senator grin. Joe was soon back on script and spoke of Globalization and what challenges are coming to the average American.

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Market update: Lehman Brothers, Myrrill Lynch & Stern Bears

Stern Bears CEO

(Wall Street, New York) – ” The venerable Lehman Brothers investment bank said early Monday that it will file for bankruptcy, while Bank of America unveiled plans to buy Merrill Lynch — two pieces of news that profoundly alter the American financial landscape.” -CNN.

So let’s explore the land and see what other bull we can sniff out Roarrrr!

Commodities, what’s happening? (sniff, sniff)

When a bear shits in the woods no one hears it, right? Something like that – in anycase can’t you see the stampede of gold as inevitable? Oil is below $100 as of now, but for how long? And why are the gas prices so high at the pumps? I leave my first office post on FAQ with these simple questions. I’m full bore on fanny and freddie, but not pumped about lehman being left out by the fed. I see it as market clean -up, but still why take in Myrill’s Bull and hang the lehman brothers for the same crime? We’ll get back to this later today and explain why bears love naked Short selling.

Check out market update for future follow up, I don’t like tostray from my den most days, but the buyout bull lumbered me out into the landscape. Rarrrr! >>>More from the Stern Bears

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Cubs no hitter at Brewers Home Stadium “like a major insult”

(Milwaukee, Wisconsin) All star outfielder Cory Hart was glad to hear that someone pitched a no hitter on Sunday, it’s a rare event and in the case of Carlos Zambrano pitching one for the Cubs vs. the Astros (the game re-located because of Hurricane Ike on Sunday), their first no hitter in 32 years. “But they have to do it at our home field when we weren’t there” First they sweep us, then the stupid-ass second rate Phillies sweep us at our home dude, enough is enough, I want to go home… that last draw was like a major insult.”

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Donald Trump on Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton Skit

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New York, New York - “What did I tell you… Tina was HUGE.” stated Donald Trump from from the 30th floor of his Trump international Hotel Tower in New York City.

Now was he talking about the performance that upstaged the real candidate’s celebrity and experience as below that of NBC executive, Tina Fey, or was he talking about his collected winnings reaped from making large wager bets against other famous New Yorkers?

As reported by FAQ News, Real estate Mogul Donal Trump corrected bet on the right horse Saturday Night that TIna Fey would indeed play Hockey Mom & a passport holder of less than two years that her appearance would occur and that it would be, as big as next year’s Apprentice TV show, that it would be “Huge.”

While no comment have yet come back from the offices of alleged bettors such as Actor Alec Baldwin, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, and NBC executive producer Lorne Michaels – it is rumored that Trump collected handily and plans to invest his earnings into a buying New York harbor or at least leasing it until 2011 for the unveiling of his next project, reportedly heard to be “HUGE.”

Read FAQ NEWS report:

>>>Trump taking bets Tina Fey guest stars on SNL as Sarah Palin.

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Sarah Palin Pales in Experience to Executive Tina Fey. SNL VIDEO

(New York, New York) FAQ – Simply watch this Saturday Night Live video

(Click for video “You Tube has taken down the clip”)

Read about Donald Trump’s wager on Tina Fey as Inexperienced Governor Sarah Palin >>>HERE

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How to make a Hurricane by John Denver

(American Gulf Coast) FAQ NEWS – Today Hurricane Ike is the raging whirlwind hitting landfall and is out to upset the Texas Tornado’s 50 year reign on the lone star state. Texans are simple folk usually obsessed with things like football & gettin’ drunk. Been there myself and as I have had a profound affect of people, so will this rager. So as they are being displaced from their homes, we here think they can bring a little of home with them into their homes & cattle drives away from the coast. So as we all know tornado’s are made by the devil, but how does a Hurricane get done being all complicated like? Let’s take a look…

Hurricane recipe

1 oz vodka
1/4 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz triple sec
grapefruit juice
pineapple juice

Pour all but the juices, in order listed, into a hurricane glass three-quarters filled with ice. Fill with equal parts of grapefruit and pineapple juice, and serve.

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Hot or Not? Specks or Sex?

Considering how Sarah Palin is all men in this country can think about right now, let’s look at why?

Is her popularity determined by how hot she looks in glasses, or is it that she is the first woman Republicans put on the VP ticket. You decide.

YOU can rewrite the myths, but you can’t rewrite the FAQs” – Bill Moyers

Sarah Palin?

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Palin interview: Real or FAQ?

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FAQ Sarah Palin Diary pt. 2 : Interview jitters

(Wasilla, Alaska) Now I’ve ben watching the Princess Diaries, Mean Girls, and catching up on world events.

“Did you know that Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States of America!?

…Jeesh, I not sure where in Central America that even is.”

Well enough of work baloney. What has Sarah been doing? I’ll tell ya! I have also been making some homecooked meals for my hubby and six kids. Ever since I lost control of the one and she got herself knocked up at 17, I’ve adopted her hockey boyfriend/husband as one of my own, I am a hockey mom afterall…

Lots to talk about. Oh, I picked one of my kids up from school the other day and she started blabbing about this guy named derwin and his fish theory – yeah, ok, reality check… i dont think so! I told her that Alaska was the last refuge and that we were all going to be spared in the apocalypse coming if people don’t all start believe in the one holy jesus christ and global warming is because hell is getting hot from all the sinners and and it will want to swallow bad people up forever. I could see my daughter had a hint of non-faithy kid-questions, and so

“I interrupted her thoughts by yelling, Who wants McDonalds!”  There was the girl I love!

We don’t even have to talk about issues in the Palin home, we have tricks up our sleeve at the Palins (Sush on Micky D’s!). Oh gosh, what time is it, dear diary – i gotta go! I have to “vet and prep” for my big test tomorrow interview. I don’t know much about what they are going to ask, so i’m just gonna ask them questions right back. It’s works in my daughter’s schoolyard and if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! buh-bye!”

>>>Click to go to Diary entry #1.

PS “Polarbear Shit” See this video for an explanation.

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Pop vs. Soda (and Coke) map totally biased against Pepsi

(FAQ) The schoolyard tactics used by professional cartographer Matthew T. Campell are CLEARLY BIASED catering to the Red States & the Coke brand in his popular map listed below. Not one area of the country is represented by Pepsi-Cola, nor is it even factored into the equation by anything more than a negligible “other” catagory.

Pepsi-cola released a statement Wednesday to counter the Coca-Cola campaining, accusing it of schoolyard tactics and what is best for America.

“Pepsi-Cola loves this country to much to let cartographer, Matthew T. Campell and his nutwing posse to decide America’s future with phoney politics and name calling.”

Coca-cola hasn’t released a statement perhaps due to the fact that Coke equated a lipstick-map smear job at Pepsi in 2006. While America rages on in two wars, one war was on everyone’s mind today, the cola wars.

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