Havana, Cuba (FAQ) “It’s the shoes, baby.” declared confident playboy and basketballroom dancer, Mark Cuban. “Us cubans are the all the same, we love rum, cigars, and dancing.”
That may be, but the NBC, CBS, and the SEC aren’t laughing as they claim that Mark Cuban may have illegally traded Jason Kidd’s Nike Air Zoom Five Flights to gain an unfair advantage in ABC’s hit show, “Dancing with the stars.”
During the course of this interview in Cuban’s area sized kitchen he more than once pulled out a few Bruce Cambell lines while gliding around with direct eye contact and a really, really big smile. “I didn’t take their shoes, read my blog, watch my team win games. I don’t need any favors… I can dance.” Yes, he can. But can he take flight for seemingly minutes at a
time normally, meaning, can he fly?” This is what the networks are looking to find out.
In other news Jason Kidd’s vertical jump has suffered this year grounding the guard to an all-time low scoring season.
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