The Continuing Saga of the the Whopper Virgins

(Thailand, Asia) Most people know what the big mac is and most people know what a whopper is. However sometimes people don’t. If so, what’s their deal? One Pete Seegar sing-a-long explores their plight, flight, or stow away experience far from the kingdom of the old country only to be brought here to the land of the free and home of the Whopper.

See how the Whopper Virgins are adapting to their king and country on Twitter

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Dude, I saw that movie and I hated that one character.

Dude, I saw that movie and I hated that one character. It was a Paul Newman movie and everytime before the taco commercials the announcer kept  starring Robbie Benson! It made the movie unwatchable. It was like watching bill and ted’s and hating bill or ted, but this movie had Paul newman in it. Otherwise it wasn’t bad, but I kept switching back to football and probably would have anyway.

It was about Paul newman looking for a job. At one point he got pissed because Robbie Benson went absolutely insane at his factory job endangering everybody there including Morgan Freeman with an afro. Freeman said “O-U-T!” and then the kid went back to his house to mess around with a typewriter in a whirlpool. It sounds stranger than it was, but when he wacked out at the factory, that was really weird.

Basically I had to turn the station because I couldn’t stand the character and horrible acting of Robbie Benson, I only wanted to write it down because at halftime I clicked through my tv and found it again.

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NFL Films To Feature Men In Tights

NFL Films announced this Sunday that from now on any and all NFL players featured in their films will be “in tights.”

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Big snowball possible for Tuesday

(FAQ Denver) It appears that a big snowball could range from that of a Scut Farkus, Grover Dill from a Christmas Story type pummeling, to the largest snowball to fall over the city of Denver in recorded History. If that is to happen it should could from the Western Rockies range and continue to grow until it cast a huge shadow in the city and it is far too late. We’ll see what the hell happens then, won’t we?

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