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David Schwimmer Diagnosed with Down Syndrome, “Deal With It” says superstar

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David Schwimmer has been diagnosed with Down Syndrome, and chides the public to “Deal With It” says the star actor. “I’ve been looking for work and with the economy and all it’s really dropped, for awhile I thought that’s why I was so droopy… turns out Matt LeBlanc was right when he said I had a permanent case of the Monday’s. So, i got a second opinion from my cousin Carter from ER, he  took a look at it and diagnosed my friends’ suspicions, I have caught a case of down syndrome and can’t seem to shake it off. I’m kind of a big deal, so like, you know… deal with it.”

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