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September 8, 2008 • 4:35 pm 4
Skeptics fear particle accelerator will lead to the Earth’s demise, “No Shit” says Hawking.
(FAQ) Deep underground on the border between France and Switzerland, the world’s largest particle accelerator will recreate the conditions immediately after the Big Bang. Scientists hope the Large Hadron Collider will help understand how the universe was formed. Skeptics fear it will lead to the Earth’s demise.
“No shit” writes esteemed physicist, Stephen Hawking >>>More
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September 4, 2008 • 1:01 pm 0
Pros & Cons of a Palin Presidency
Pros:
1. Lady in the white house
2. Mom in the white house
3. MILF
Cons:
1. Justice & Miranda rights come after priority #1, “Gettin’ ‘em”
2. Pitbull with lipstick would be tough on Latin American Greeting ritual
3. Mayor doesn’t have enough Stratego Points to take
out Commander
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August 29, 2008 • 3:14 am 0
Obama: “I get It, McCain doesn’t get It.”
Barack Obama gets "It"
(Denver, Colorado). “John McCain doesn’t get It.” A quote that very may well turn the tide for the Democratic hipster in 2008.
On a truly historic night where America was catapulted into the 21st century by one man’s vision family, friends, and cousin It anxiously watched our future unfold at Mile High Stadium. Yes, tonight belonged to Barack Obama, a man reigned supreme on decisive issues facing this nation from abortion to gay rights and the right to bear arms all the way to the economy, and the old guard of John McCain. This speech was was clearly of a different tone than his breakthrough 2004 speech at the DNC, but the speech played very well in the unconventional stadium setting addressing things from global energy to his humble origins born in the Heartland. Barack loves our country, McCain loves our country, but let’s not have 4 more of the same and move on towards change in the 21st century.
“John McCain doesn’t get It.” – Barack Obama
That being said, let’s delve into the vision of these two men. No matter what you take from the DNC or hope to expect to see in the GOP, one difference is clear. Obama gets It, McCain does not get It.
It defines us, It is a beacon of a future of finding a common ground. says Obama. On the other hand, McCain of the old guard pedigree refuses to concede or find anything funny about It.
John McCain remembers the old Addams family series as part of every American’s fall lineup. “Of the three channels available, I have always been a fan of the news programs, no fancy stories or hullabaloo. If people want to watch a comedic drama with the stars of the day such as Jerry Lewis, Cousin It, or red button’s – so be it – but my money is on Cronkite.”
“He just don’t understand what the American people want, and I just don’t get It!” says John McCain.
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April 25, 2008 • 9:35 pm 5
Shirley Temple Blacks out drunk, breaks arm.
SAN FRANCISCO, California (FAQ) – Shirley Temple quietly celebrated her 80th birthday this week by blacking out and breaking her arm in a fall at her suburban San Francisco home.
Shirley Temple, one of the biggest movie stars of the 1930s, turned 80 on Wednesday.
Rick Roll, her Los Angeles-based film start up, says the former child star is doing fine. She turned 80 on Wednesday again in case you missed it.
Black was the top box-office draw in the U.S. from 1935 to 1938. Her best-known films include “Curly Top” and “Little Miss Marker.”
After retiring from the big screen, she held a number of diplomatic posts, including U.S. ambassador to Czechoslovakia.
“When there is a picture of you in the dictionary under the word cute, it is hard to maintain a stable mindset as you age.” Said Professor Midriff. “Eventually you start to let yourself go, sometimes with self-destructive result.”
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