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“I gotta go!” by Governor Sarah Palin

(En route to Alaska) OMG the lower 48!!!, I got so many chaht-skis fer the fam. I’m excited to tell everyone. O guess some views and things I did in the past that are ok for Barrow ain’t so good in Bakersfield if you know what I’m saying. So what I mean is that in small town everybody knows everybody, sometimes a little too well (wink wink) and in Bakersfield you try ta stay the heck out of people’s way! So I need to watch these Princess Diaries and All the president’s men, and hope that no one finds out about my Deep Throat!

So, I gotta go America, I love you and feel free to ask me questions while I’m up in Santa’s workshop as I like to call it. Thanks fer the cheers and the Moose tracks in Cedarburg!

So drop questions and I’ll try ta answer them at the govenor’s lodge, but if I appear to be stonewallin’ due to some of the ruckus I may have caused, just ask me on my new blog, (asksarah.wordpress.com) unless you are from the daily kos, they warned me about you liberal jerks that want to take our guns away. Bear hugs fer everybody, I gotta go!

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FCC 2 prpse emernncy alrt txt messg systm.

Washington – “I can has Cheezburger” is one of the more popular weblogs on the interweb today, it’s success has been seen in write ups in popular news magazines, newspapers, radio. This popularity hasn’t gone completely unnoticed, the Federal Communications Commission is expected to announce Wednesday or Thursday, that a nationwide texting service be employed in the case of an emergency. Linguists & Teenagers alike are familiar with texting phrases such as “c u l8r” and “LOL.” The United States Government is not however and needs help, that is where the the “inter-web” will be most useful Read the rest of this entry »

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