“I gotta go!” by Governor Sarah Palin

(En route to Alaska) OMG the lower 48!!!, I got so many chaht-skis fer the fam. I’m excited to tell everyone. O guess some views and things I did in the past that are ok for Barrow ain’t so good in Bakersfield if you know what I’m saying. So what I mean is that in small town everybody knows everybody, sometimes a little too well (wink wink) and in Bakersfield you try ta stay the heck out of people’s way! So I need to watch these Princess Diaries and All the president’s men, and hope that no one finds out about my Deep Throat!

So, I gotta go America, I love you and feel free to ask me questions while I’m up in Santa’s workshop as I like to call it. Thanks fer the cheers and the Moose tracks in Cedarburg!

So drop questions and I’ll try ta answer them at the govenor’s lodge, but if I appear to be stonewallin’ due to some of the ruckus I may have caused, just ask me on my new blog, (asksarah.wordpress.com) unless you are from the daily kos, they warned me about you liberal jerks that want to take our guns away. Bear hugs fer everybody, I gotta go!

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Obama: “I get It, McCain doesn’t get It.”

Barack Obama gets "It"

(Denver, Colorado). “John McCain doesn’t get It.” A quote that very may well turn the tide for the Democratic hipster in 2008.

On a truly historic night where America was catapulted into the 21st century by one man’s vision family, friends, and cousin It anxiously watched our future unfold at Mile High Stadium. Yes, tonight belonged to Barack Obama, a man reigned supreme on decisive issues facing this nation from abortion to gay rights and the right to bear arms all the way to the economy, and the old guard of John McCain. This speech was was clearly of a different tone than his breakthrough 2004 speech at the DNC, but the speech played very well in the unconventional stadium setting addressing things from global energy to his humble origins born in the Heartland. Barack loves our country, McCain loves our country, but let’s not have 4 more of the same and move on towards change in the 21st century.

“John McCain doesn’t get It.” – Barack Obama

That being said, let’s delve into the vision of these two men. No matter what you take from the DNC or hope to expect to see in the GOP, one difference is clear. Obama gets It, McCain does not get It.

It defines us, It is a beacon of a future of finding a common ground. says Obama. On the other hand, McCain of the old guard pedigree refuses to concede or find anything funny about It.

John McCain remembers the old Addams family series as part of every American’s fall lineup. “Of the three channels available, I have always been a fan of the news programs, no fancy stories or hullabaloo. If people want to watch a comedic drama with the stars of the day such as Jerry Lewis, Cousin It, or red button’s – so be it – but my money is on Cronkite.”

“He just don’t understand what the American people want, and I just don’t get It!” says John McCain.

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75 years of alcoholism celebrated with more drinking.

Chicago- 75 years after the prohibition ban on beer was lifted, Americans are still celebrating this fact with over indulgence and “just one more.”

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According to one source, “Breweries and beer lovers around the country are celebrating the 75th anniversary of the return of beer on April 7, 1933, as the Prohibition era was drawing to a close.”

Some are celebrating more than others. Take Randy Spritzer for instance. “We got some drinks in Chicago and drove up to Milwaukee for the Vampire weekend show… killer.” Randy continued, “Rob got sick and frankly we got sick of him and his Duffle Bag boy bullshit, we left his ass up there, puking on the side of Wisconisn Avenue. But don’t worry, he’s a trust fund kid, it’s cool.”

One of Randy’s friends who wanted to remain anonymous after Rob’s whereabouts had been given, had this to say about the ban. “If they banned beer in this country, people would so freak out. I for one love beer and would go to war if that happened, I come from a family of cops and we would never let some bullcrap like that happen in Chicago, that’s like hiking taxes, we don’t play that.”

After a few high fives and thanking the 19 year olds for their quotes, they insisted that this journalist have “just one more.”

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