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Pentagon Says Chinese Vessels Harassed U.S. Ship

(FAQ) — The Pentagon said Monday that Chinese ships harassed a U.S. surveillance ship Sunday in the South China Sea in the latest of several instances of “increasingly aggressive conduct” in the past week.

During the incident, five Chinese vessels “Name-called, pointed at, and even exposed themselves to the U.S. vessel,” the Pentagon said in a written statement.

US ship going home to its mommyThe crew members aboard the vessels, two of which were within 50 feet, waved Chinese flags and told the U.S. ship to leave the area and told them to go home, the statement said.

“The U.S. vessel had no confidence at all and merely shrugged it off,” the statement said. “The Chinese crewmembers disrobed to their underwear in order to make the U.S. vessel feel ashamed.”

A Pentagon spokesman called the incident “one of the most aggressive actions we’ve seen in some time. We will certainly let Chinese officials know of our hurt feelings.”

He said the Chinese crew members used poles to try and touch the U.S. ship’s “special area.”

The Pentagon cited three previous instances of what it described as harassment, the first of which occurred Wednesday, when a Chinese Bureau of Fisheries Patrol vessel used a spotlight to illuminate the pock-marked hull of the U.S. ship

The next day, a Chinese frigate approached the U.S. ship “and proceeded to tell the ship it smelled like poo,” which was followed less than two hours later by a Chinese freighter telling the U.S. ship, “Nobody likes you. You smell funny.”

“The freighter then crossed the U.S. ship’s bow yet again, this time at a range of approximately 400-500 yards without rendering courtesy or notice of her intentions.”

And on Saturday, a Chinese intelligence collection ship challenged the U.S. ship over bridge-to-bridge radio, “calling her a big fatty,” the statement said.

In 2001, a U.S. surveillance plane collided with a Chinese fighter jet and made an emergency landing on China’s Hainan Island, where the Chinese held the plane for 11 days, asking it for milk money before releasing them.

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Biden eats his words in Milwaukee.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin (FAQ) Vice presidential nominee Joe Biden is known for his outstanding foreign relations experience and his embarrassing gaffes. Today Joe exemplified those qualities at a planned visit at the Pfister Hotel in Downtown Milwaukee.

Joe started his speech off on the wrong foot and soon found himself eating it…

“I’m glad to be in Cleveland, always loved Cleveland, the people, the waterfront, what’s not to like about Cleveland?” As a campaign manager leaned over to correct him on his location, Joe waved a long arm to shoo him and smile that big Senator grin. Joe was soon back on script and spoke of Globalization and what challenges are coming to the average American. Read the rest of this entry »

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FAQ Sarah Palin Diary pt. 2 : Interview jitters

(Wasilla, Alaska) Now I’ve ben watching the Princess Diaries, Mean Girls, and catching up on world events.

“Did you know that Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States of America!?

…Jeesh, I not sure where in Central America that even is.”

Well enough of work baloney. What has Sarah been doing? I’ll tell ya! I have also been making some homecooked meals for my hubby and six kids. Ever since I lost control of the one and she got herself knocked up at 17, I’ve adopted her hockey boyfriend/husband as one of my own, I am a hockey mom afterall…

Lots to talk about. Oh, I picked one of my kids up from school the other day and she started blabbing about this guy named derwin and his fish theory – yeah, ok, reality check… i dont think so! I told her that Alaska was the last refuge and that we were all going to be spared in the apocalypse coming if people don’t all start believe in the one holy jesus christ and global warming is because hell is getting hot from all the sinners and and it will want to swallow bad people up forever. I could see my daughter had a hint of non-faithy kid-questions, and so

I interrupted her thoughts by yelling, Who wants McDonalds!”  There was the girl I love!

We don’t even have to talk about issues in the Palin home, we have tricks up our sleeve at the Palins (Sush on Micky D’s!). Oh gosh, what time is it, dear diary – i gotta go! I have to “vet and prep” for my big test tomorrow interview. I don’t know much about what they are going to ask, so i’m just gonna ask them questions right back. It’s works in my daughter’s schoolyard and if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! buh-bye!”

>>>Click to go to Diary entry #1.

PS “Polarbear Shit” See this video for an explanation.

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Pop vs. Soda (and Coke) map totally biased against Pepsi

(FAQ) The schoolyard tactics used by professional cartographer Matthew T. Campell are CLEARLY BIASED catering to the Red States & the Coke brand in his popular map listed below. Not one area of the country is represented by Pepsi-Cola, nor is it even factored into the equation by anything more than a negligible “other” catagory.

Pepsi-cola released a statement Wednesday to counter the Coca-Cola campaining, accusing it of schoolyard tactics and what is best for America.

“Pepsi-Cola loves this country to much to let cartographer, Matthew T. Campell and his nutwing posse to decide America’s future with phoney politics and name calling.”

Coca-cola hasn’t released a statement perhaps due to the fact that Coke equated a lipstick-map smear job at Pepsi in 2006. While America rages on in two wars, one war was on everyone’s mind today, the cola wars.

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“What’s a swift boat anyways” by Deunce, the cat that came back.

deunce the cat

Lemme put my thinking cap on.

Now… “What’s a swift boat anyways?”

I heard a lot of noise in the kitchen today, so when I went to go check it out soap operas were already playing in tammy’s kitchen. See tammy makes noice with Mr. Johnson, I’m kinda his cat. Anyways, “Shucks” was all I could think as I pondered what a swift boat might be. have I seen one on my nine year journey? Get this, I once went near a lake but didn’t dare get that close to the water. I saw creatures in the distance lifting open cans to their mouths and drinking, then occasionally they would pull a fish out of the water. “Masterful” I thought. How could these smelly indoor beings catch a fish so quickly? I think I know now, they were on a swift boat which gives you power to capture fish better. oh btw, I’ve been gone for nine years, and i’m back bitch. See my video!

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Skeptics fear particle accelerator will lead to the Earth’s demise, “No Shit” says Hawking.

(FAQ) Deep underground on the border between France and Switzerland, the world’s largest particle accelerator will recreate the conditions immediately after the Big Bang. Scientists hope the Large Hadron Collider will help understand how the universe was formed. Skeptics fear it will lead to the Earth’s demise.

“No shit” writes esteemed physicist, Stephen Hawking >>>More

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“I gotta go!” by Governor Sarah Palin

(En route to Alaska) OMG the lower 48!!!, I got so many chaht-skis fer the fam. I’m excited to tell everyone. O guess some views and things I did in the past that are ok for Barrow ain’t so good in Bakersfield if you know what I’m saying. So what I mean is that in small town everybody knows everybody, sometimes a little too well (wink wink) and in Bakersfield you try ta stay the heck out of people’s way! So I need to watch these Princess Diaries and All the president’s men, and hope that no one finds out about my Deep Throat!

So, I gotta go America, I love you and feel free to ask me questions while I’m up in Santa’s workshop as I like to call it. Thanks fer the cheers and the Moose tracks in Cedarburg!

So drop questions and I’ll try ta answer them at the govenor’s lodge, but if I appear to be stonewallin’ due to some of the ruckus I may have caused, just ask me on my new blog, (asksarah.wordpress.com) unless you are from the daily kos, they warned me about you liberal jerks that want to take our guns away. Bear hugs fer everybody, I gotta go!

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FAQ Sarah Palin Diary pt. 1

(Wasilla, Alaska) ”I often find myself in the middle of a snowstorm, or surrounded by boys, or whatever the heck the day is gonna throw at me that [Digg]day. Many times it’s my kids. Hey, I don’t want to bring them into politics, but I do want to talk about them alot – they are most of what I do fer heavens sake. If not, leave ‘em alone fer a minute and jeesh – and it’s father like son, but with us girls. So Heaven’s sake. And that’s not just an expression, heavan’s sake, it’s the truth. Just ask the big man upstairs that is in charge, he’s watchin’ over us ya know. Man o man he is definately in charge, just look at all the good fortune I got now. A boy in a war – so proud, so proud. You know something though, it’s nice to get ‘em outta the house – some of the kids can get a little ranbuncous, just looks what happens when I leave ‘em alone one night, when you think they are just holdin’ hands – ay ay ay – gottgit my grandma boots on! I really work too much to focus on them right now, that’s fer my hubby, big guy. God love em. Ohhhh so ya know,  I had a Moose tracks ice cream in Cedarburg yesterday and i gotta burn that off in a step class right about now and my blackberry is driving me just up the wall. I’ll post some Flickr pics of my trip back to Alaska when I get there to hole out fer a while, there’s a fricking sh*tstorm comin’ with interviews, and naked pics, and god knows what else they got in that pipeline, but it ain’t oil! Vew Part Two “Interview Jitters

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Pros & Cons of a Palin Presidency

Pros:

pros and cons of a palin presidency

1. Lady in the white house

2. Mom in the white house

3. MILF

Cons:

1. Justice & Miranda rights come after priority #1, “Gettin’ ‘em”

2. Pitbull with lipstick would be tough on Latin American Greeting ritual

3. Mayor doesn’t have enough Stratego Points to take

out Commander

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Obama: “I get It, McCain doesn’t get It.”

obama gets it

Barack Obama gets "It"

(Denver, Colorado). “John McCain doesn’t get It.” A quote that very may well turn the tide for the Democratic hipster in 2008.

On a truly historic night where America was catapulted into the 21st century by one man’s vision family, friends, and cousin It anxiously watched our future unfold at Mile High Stadium. Yes, tonight belonged to Barack Obama, a man reigned supreme on decisive issues facing this nation from abortion to gay rights and the right to bear arms all the way to the economy, and the old guard of John McCain. This speech was was clearly of a different tone than his breakthrough 2004 speech at the DNC, but the speech played very well in the unconventional stadium setting addressing things from global energy to his humble origins born in the Heartland. Barack loves our country, McCain loves our country, but let’s not have 4 more of the same and move on towards change in the 21st century.

“John McCain doesn’t get It.” – Barack Obama

That being said, let’s delve into the vision of these two men. No matter what you take from the DNC or hope to expect to see in the GOP, one difference is clear. Obama gets It, McCain does not get It.

It defines us, It is a beacon of a future of finding a common ground. says Obama. On the other hand, McCain of the old guard pedigree refuses to concede or find anything funny about It.

John McCain remembers the old Addams family series as part of every American’s fall lineup. “Of the three channels available, I have always been a fan of the news programs, no fancy stories or hullabaloo. If people want to watch a comedic drama with the stars of the day such as Jerry Lewis, Cousin It, or red button’s – so be it – but my money is on Cronkite.”

“He just don’t understand what the American people want, and I just don’t get It!” says John McCain.

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