Favre scored some really awesome touchdowns today.

Brother Brosif

(Miami, Florida FAQ) Today Brett Favre threw some really awesome touchdowns. It is really cool because he threw them against Chad Pennington’s Miami Dolphins.

Why is that cool? Chillax brosif and let me explain.

Brett Favre is a future hall of famer dude that keeps playing in consecutive games, winning games, selling jersey’s, and just being the good ole workhorse that fans count on for being awesome. If Chad and Brett were twins, Chad Pennington is the DeVito to Favre’s Schwarzenegger. So basically Chad Pennington sucks. Anyway it’s cool because Favre was suppose to retire, but he is keeping his streak alive and winning games for his team. A team that was Chad Pennington’s until they fired him and hired Favre. Cool huh? Not if you are Chad Pennington. Anyways Favre threw a brick and a bomb so far that I saw and it ruled – take that CP!

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FAQ Sarah Palin Diary pt. 1

(Wasilla, Alaska) ”I often find myself in the middle of a snowstorm, or surrounded by boys, or whatever the heck the day is gonna throw at me that [Digg]day. Many times it’s my kids. Hey, I don’t want to bring them into politics, but I do want to talk about them alot – they are most of what I do fer heavens sake. If not, leave ‘em alone fer a minute and jeesh – and it’s father like son, but with us girls. So Heaven’s sake. And that’s not just an expression, heavan’s sake, it’s the truth. Just ask the big man upstairs that is in charge, he’s watchin’ over us ya know. Man o man he is definately in charge, just look at all the good fortune I got now. A boy in a war – so proud, so proud. You know something though, it’s nice to get ‘em outta the house – some of the kids can get a little ranbuncous, just looks what happens when I leave ‘em alone one night, when you think they are just holdin’ hands – ay ay ay – gottgit my grandma boots on! I really work too much to focus on them right now, that’s fer my hubby, big guy. God love em. Ohhhh so ya know,  I had a Moose tracks ice cream in Cedarburg yesterday and i gotta burn that off in a step class right about now and my blackberry is driving me just up the wall. I’ll post some Flickr pics of my trip back to Alaska when I get there to hole out fer a while, there’s a fricking sh*tstorm comin’ with interviews, and naked pics, and god knows what else they got in that pipeline, but it ain’t oil! Vew Part Two “Interview Jitters“

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Kobe Bryant Jumps over an Aston Martin VIDEO

Los Angeles, CA - Los Angeles Lakers basketball star was so bored the other day he decided to get his “boy” and him to go to the Matrix Roof Studios and film him jumping almost 5 feet in the other. “Only a few thousand people in this city could of pulled that off, and only a few hundred could do it and afford such nice shoes.” One unidentified exec said and then continued, “You gotta give it to Kobe, he might be overcompensating for stunted emotional growth with such a big jump, but did you see his boy try to talk him out of it so he would risk everything, that’s kobe for you – a real independent thinker.”

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NCAA Overtime Bums out Millions of Tired Americans

San Antonio, TX- In the final seconds of the regular NCAA basketball championship, Mario Chalmers ended millions of Americans hopes to end the game so that they could hit the sack, road, and this season goodbye.

Anthony “Buck” Bamberger of nearby Castle Hills, Texas is one of America’s bummed, and not for all reasons you would think. “Sure I gotta sell propane, sure I gotta get up, sure I gotta drive 40 miles outside of town to buy gas for my truck, but she don’t know none of this. And she won’t shut the hell up.” Mr. Bamberger is referring to his wife slouched over a barstool trying to console their second baby girl, anna, to also “shut up.” This ironic eternity of grief isn’t just felt in the woes of infant anna, this is an underpaid nation, showing its fatigue worse than Derrick Rose on missing a game winning free throw.

Kevin, Jenny, and other folks from their Manhattan office normally work well together, but after Peter the office manager and resident office fanboy suggested they watch the game, pretty much everyone has suffered since Peter made the suggestion almost 4 hours ago long before a trip to the popular franchise, BW3 became a living hell. ‘Make it stop” says Jenny a 24 year beauty and admitted non-fan,
I just go along with the “in” crowd, I might start thinking for myself, when it went into overtime and everyone swore to see the end of this like three hours ago… I feel stuck, I might quit, or at least call in sick- this sucks.”

These sentiments are felt from Coney Island to the San Fransisco Bay as millions of Americans are bummed out that such a good game could go south so quick, that so many dreams will be cut short and ruined over pro-longing the inevitable outcome of winners and losers in this years NCAA basketball court.

Kansas EVENTUALLY won the game in overtime.

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