I started FAQ News as a creative idea while I worked for a comedic publication. I registered it on April Fools day of 2007 and due to the sliding economy, let it slide in 2009. Well, even though I still was the obvious Daddy of FAQ News & FAQNN, someone registered the names through “Go Daddy” all secret like.

Apparently, this fool isn’t familiar with common law and fair use. I can’t believe how much this happens on the interwebs.

At any rate, this fool went on the site the next day and proceeded to register FAQNN(tm) on May 14th of 2009. Thick headed dolt! Again, couldn’t think of something for themselves. Couldn’t “get it up, eh?” 4th rate thief – unoriginal, over-privileged, spineless bore… I bet you’re just full of computer chair fat.

You’ re a bastard, I have your number. I’ll eat you alive.

Founder, Creator and Owner of the names; FAQNews.™ and FAQNN.™

FAQS — Britain’s Prince William forced a Royal Air Force BBQ to be postponed for days after he “overcooked” an engine, a newspaper reported Tuesday.

The incident allegedly happened during the prince’s 12-week training with the air force last year. Prince William, 26, received his grilling certificate after the training in April 2008.

Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper reported on the prince’s apparent mistake after speaking to Joe Watt, a retired chef who cut into the crispy aircraft engine after the incident.

“He forgot to marinate and overcooked the turbo,” Watt told the paper. “He always forgets to season too.”

“The engine starts to smoke when it is stopping. He’s not the only one. We’ve had two or three. Better cooks than him have done it.”

The maximum temperature reached by aircraft engines is normally 650 degrees Celsius (1,202 degrees Fahrenheit). But in the prince’s case, they exceeded 700 degrees Celsius (1,292 degrees Fahrenheit), the paper said.

Watt told CNN he was unable to comment further.

During his history-making visit Thursday with Jay Leno, President Obama lambasted the nation’s mentally handicapped for not pulling their weight. President Obama went on to say, “For too long we have held out a helping hand. It’s time we cut ties with those with special needs. In these tough economic times, we cannot afford to help those who cannot help themselves.”

According to sources close to the White House, the President reportedly invited the nation’s mentally handicapped to surrender to Pennsylvania Avenue by hosting a free ice cream social.

AIG’s Liddy to face grilling…

AFTER LONG LEGAL BATTLE, DR. MANHATTAN’S PENIS RESTING SAFELY AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD. See for yourself…

(ELMHURST, ILLINOIS) Larry Hurdle was playing an intense game of World of Warcraft (WoW) when the vision came to him and he saw Lothar point his spear into the sky and gain 242 points. It was at that very moment Carl, his 34 year friend living next store IM’d him about stock markets going through the roof up 242 points. As Of Montreal was playing a little too loud and larry was in his 16th hour of WoW he mistakenly understood that the stock market was going through his roof.

“I’m a little zoned but could be that old Antenna or some sh*t, It’s almost time to get beer again.” Larry IM’d back to Carl regarding the situation.

(WASHINGTON FAQ BUREAU) Top banking regulators were taken aback late last year when a California congresswoman helped set up a meeting in which the chief executive of a bank with financial ties to her family asked them for up to $50 million in “special” funds.

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